Faced with all those extra pages to fill (as well as the online version), the ITV teletext people decided to devote some space to the spurious rantings of self-appointed toon commentators.

Of course, we were 
only too pleased to be allowed to pollute this medium, and the fruits of our loins can be found below....  

Parts 1 to 50 can be read here

Parts 51 to 84 can be read here

Why only to 84? Due to the World Cup, teletext elected not to continue through the close season with their Premiership fanzine pages, then for season 2002-03 changed tack and chose not to invite us back. Their loss.