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2026/27 Home Cup scheme deadline Mon 13.07, 5pm

2026/27:

Home Cup scheme info


Season ticket holders are now able to log on their NUFC account and sign up for both the Carabao Cup and FA Cup home ticket scheme guaranteeing places for this season.

The deadline for both schemes is 5pm on Mon 13.07.2026 and as previous seasons have shown, there's no scope to sign up after that point.

Separate sign-ups are required for each scheme and success can be checked by the appearance of one (or both) on your cup scheme menu. No confirmation email(s) are generated.

2026/27 home cup pricing:


Carabao Cup: £22/£28 adults*
FA Cup: £35/£40 adults*

(2025/26 prices were Carabao £20/£25 and FA £30/£35)

* Last season's decision to charge more for home Champions League ties after the group stage has been extended to domestic home cup ties this season.

Any home Carabao Cup or FA Cup Quarter-final or Semi-Final ties will be subject to as-yet undisclosed prices.

United enter the Carabao Cup in the regionalised Second Round on or around Wed 26.08.2026. They should learn their opponents on or around Mon 10.08.2026.

The usual FA Cup Third Round ties will take place on or around Sat 09.01.2027, with the draw for that staged on or around Sun 06.12.2026.


Update
:
GK away again

Wednesday saw Newcastle confirm a further loan exit for goalkeeper Odysseas Vlachodimos, who returns to Spanish side Seville for a second successive season.
The 32 year-old Greek international started 33 games last season in La Liga, helping to secure Seville's top-flight status in the closing weeks of last season.

It's exactly two years since Vlachodimos arrived at SJP from Nottingham Forest on a permanent contract of undisclosed duration, as Elliot Anderson moved to the City Ground.

His sole competitive appearance as a Magpie remains a 45 minute outing during a Carabao Cup home tie against AFC Wimbledon in October 2024.

There are media claims that this second loan agreement for Vlachodimos includes provision for a permanent switch, if certain conditions are met. Neither club refer to this however, in their confirmation of the switch.

Update:
Livramento latest


From NUFC, Tuesday:

Newcastle United can confirm that Tino Livramento has successfully undergone a minor surgical procedure.

The defender, who returned from World Cup duty with an injury, is expected to return during pre-season.

The 23 year-old reportedly suffered a calf injury while training with England in the USA, having sat out United's closing five Premier League games with a thigh issue. 

Update:
NUFC reveal UEFA fine


From NUFC, Tuesday:

Newcastle United has entered into a settlement agreement with UEFA following a breach of its Financial Sustainability Regulations in the three-year period ending June 2025.

Following an overspend in relation to UEFA's Football Earnings threshold, the club has worked closely and constructively with the Club Financial Control Body (CFCB) to swiftly resolve the matter.

Accordingly, the club has accepted the three-year settlement, which includes a €3m financial penalty, with a further €7m suspended pending future compliance.

In addition, UEFA has determined that the club will pay a further €3m due to breaching UEFA's 70% Squad Cost Ratio (SCR) target in calendar year 2025.

Newcastle United thanks UEFA for its careful consideration and is committed to full ongoing compliance.

Aston Villa, Chelsea, Nottingham Forest were also censured, with all four clubs required to operate within the UEFA financial thresholds next season, even though Villa are the only one of them actually playing in European competition.


WC:
Magpies meet

Dan Burn (England):
Wed
01.07.2026 DRC Congo, Atlanta, 5pm bbc

Yoane Wissa (DR Congo):
Wed 01.07.2026 England, Atlanta, 5pm bbc

£2 guaranteed entry tickets to watch the England v DRC game at Frate in the Bigg Market are available now - follow links in their instagram and facebook socials.

Find Coral's WC betting markets online here   

Anthony Elanga (Sweden):
Tue 30.06.2026 France lost 0-3
A 90 minute shift for the Newcastle man in New Jersey, as Sweden were dismantled by the French.

Malick Thiaw, Nick Woltemade (Germany):
Mon 29.06.2026 Paraguay drew 1-1 (lost 3-4 on pens)
Both Magpies came off the bench in Boston when the score was 1-1; Woltemade an 88th minute arrival and Thiaw introduced in the 20th minute of extra time.

With no further goals the tie went to penalties, Woltemade seeing his meek effort saved and Thiaw not taking one.


Bruno Guimaraes
(Brazil):
Sun 05.07.2026 Norway, New Jersey, 9pm (round of 16).

Miscellany:

Bruno is the first Newcastle player to appear at two separate World Cup Finals while on the books at SJP.

The 2026 World Cup Finals are the first at which more than one current Magpie has scored, with both Yoane Wissa and Anthony Elanga on target.

Wissa became the first Newcastle player to score three times in the World Cup Finals, eclipsing the two goal hauls of Elanga plus England duo Ivor Broadis and Alan Shearer.

The DRC man emulated Broadis with two goals in one WC match: Ivor netting his brace against Belgium in the Swiss city of Basel during England's 4-1 success in June 1954.

Nick Woltemade became the 35th different player to feature at the World Cup Finals while on the books at SJP.

He's the fifth Magpie to appear at the 2026 tournament - emulating our five representatives at 2014 and 2022. Any pitch time for England's Dan Burn would set a record of six.

Ex-Magpies still in play include Mikel Merino (Spain), Miguel Almiron (Paraguay), Nabil Bentaleb (Algeria), Chancel Mbemba (DR Congo) and England trio Elliot Anderson, Anthony Gordon and Ivan Toney.

2026/27:
Gateshead (a) tickets


Newcastle's opening public pre-season game sees them face National League Ga
teshead at the International Stadium.

That's a 12.30pm kick-off on Saturday July 25th and all ticket sales are direct from the home club, meaning that loyalty points aren't required but also won't be awarded.

Tickets are now on general sale here

Prices:

Adults (aged 18-64): £25
Concession (65+ and students): £20
Young Adult (16-17 years) - £15
Young Adult (14-15 years) - £10
Child (Under 14) - £5*
Carer - Free**

*Child tickets can only be purchased with an adult or concession ticket and cannot be purchased separately.

**Carers are limited to one carer ticket per paid ticket and can be added alongside the paid ticket at checkout.

2026/27:
Pre-season


The Magpies have now confirmed further games in their first team pre-season programme as follows:

Sat 18.07.2026 Darlington (h) training ground BCD
Sat 25.07.2026 Gateshead (a) 12.30pm
Wed 29.07.2026 Bristol City (a) 7.30pm
Sat 08.08.2026 Valencia (a) 9pm local
Wed 12.08.2026 Everton (n) 5.15pm (Murrayfield)

A pair of home friendlies over the weekend of August 15th/16th are anticipated, with opponents still tbc.

No fans will be admitted to the Darlington game, while there's a separate news item about Gateshead tickets.

Ticket details for the Ashton Gate* and Mestalla visits are both yet to be announced, while Ticketmaster continue to handle all sales for the Everton game in Edinburgh.

* Bristol City confirm
adult ticket prices of £10 for members/season ticket holders and £15 for public sale.

2026/27:
Bucket list


An unexpected highlight of United's pre-season schedule is the opportunity to visit the genuinely authentic ground of a notable side, as opposed to a generic "super" stadium.

Newcastle's confirmation as opposition in Valencia's annual curtain-raiser Trofeu Taronja game kicks off what should be the final season for the 1923 vintage Mestalla.

Although preparation works for the Nou Mestalla in the suburbs of Valencia began in 2007, it's only now that construction of the 70,000 capacity arena has advanced to the point that an opening date next summer looks feasible.

With the countdown underway, the chance to sample a unique ground holding 50,000 fans that is atmospheric and idiosyncratic in equal measure is one not to be passed up.

PS: this will be Newcastle's first visit to the Mestalla, having faced Valencia at Gallowgate back in 2008.

EFL Trophy:
Bantams, Millers
and Minstermen


The draw for the Group Stage of the EFL Trophy placed Newcastle's U21 side in Northern Group Section C, handing them visits to League One Bradford City and League Two duo Rotherham United and York City

Round dates are as follows - match order is awaited:

w/c Mon 21.09.2026
w/c Mon 05.10.2026
w/c Mon 09.11.2026


Update
:
Shirt sponsor unveiled

As previously reported, Newcastle have confirmed that their new main shirt sponsor is South African soft drink company Knox Hydrate, whose deal for naming rights to the club's Darsley Park training ground began on July 1st 2026.

The agreement duration is for three years but no details of the value were announced in United's press release.

It has  been claimed that it will net up to £60m, with the 2026/27 season set at a maximum of £10m and the ceiling for the following two campaigns increasing to £25m.

The KNOX branding of United's Darsley Park training ground remains a separate three year deal that will boost the club's coffers by £6m annually.

In terms of replica shirts which were launched without any sponsor logo, the club confirm that:

Supporters who have purchased the 2026/27 home shirt will be given an opportunity to get the Knox Hydrate logo applied.

Home shirts with the Knox logo will also be retailed later in the season, whist upcoming away and third shirts will include the Knox logo.


Update:
Alan Murray RIP

The death of former Newcastle United Assistant Manager Alan Murray has been confirmed, at the age of 76.

Walker-born Murray began his playing career at Wallsend Boys Club and joined Wolves as an apprentice in 1966, switching to Middlesbrough the following year.

Following a decade of service in the midfield for Boro, York City, Brentford and Doncaster Rovers, Alan held various off-field roles including spells managing both Hartlepool United and Darlington.

Teaming up with former Ayresome Park colleague Graeme Souness at Southampton in 1996, the pair later took charge of both Benfica and Blackburn Rovers before succeeding Sir Bobby Robson at Gallowgate during September 2004.

Murray remained at United with Souness until both left in February 2006.


2026/27:

Fixtures released

Newcastle will begin the season against Liverpool at SJP on Sunday August 23rd at 4.30pm - the fifth time in the last six years that United have had a home opener.

In addition to player-related sub-plots - a possible PL debut for Toon target Victor Munoz and the first time Alexander Isak has faced his former club - it also sees new Reds boss Andoni Iraola test his unbeaten PL record on Tyneside.

That Liverpool home game is live on Sky Sports, who hold UK live transmission rights along with TNT Sports. The first live schedule release date is in the week commencing Monday July 13th, covering our first PL away game at Spurs.

The Spurs game takes place over the August Bank Holiday weekend and were it to be played on the Sunday, would clash with rail work affecting Kings Cross services.

Five midweek match rounds send Manchester United, Nottingham Forest and Chelsea to SJP. Old Trafford and City Ground visits comprise our midweek PL aways.

At least one Saturday game will be rescheduled as a result of the opposition's European commitments; United's PL visit to Crystal Palace on Saturday October 24th just 48 hours after the Eagles are in Europa League Group Stage action. 

Progress for Brighton into the Conference League Group Stage meanwhile would require our PL visit to Sussex on Saturday November 28th to be similarly rescheduled.

Coventry's CBS Arena will become the 62nd different PL venue to have hosted Newcastle when they head there during October for our first visit since December 2009.
Following last season's away double header, the two festive season games are both on Tyneside.

This season's Carabao Cup takes place on Sunday March 21st, coinciding with the visit of Leeds United to SJP.

There's no clash with PL games on any FA Cup round weekend until the Semi-finals, on or around April 24th. The Magpies are due to host Ipswich Town that weekend.

The final home game against Crystal Palace is scheduled on Sunday May 23rd, along with the rest of the PL games that weekend. Saturday May 22nd is clear for the FA Cup Final. 

The closing game of the season then takes the Magpies to promoted Hull City on Sunday May 30th at 4pm - their first top-flight visit to Humberside since January 2015.

Charity success:
Football, friendship
and fundraising


Saturday saw the third Live Forever Cup take place, as teams representing NUFC, SAFC, Manchester City and Barcelona took to the field at Newcastle Benfield.

The round robin stage produced goals and drama as the Newcastle United side netted four goals without reply against their wearside foes, defeated Manchester City 2-1 and drew 3-3 with Barcelona in a pulsating contest.

Barcelona meanwhile reached the final following victories over Manchester City (3-0) and Sunderland (2-1).

In what was a rematch of the 2025 event, the Toon retained the trophy thanks to a deserved 3-0 success.

Winning captain Iain Chisholm collected the silverware from former Magpie Steve Watson, with funds raised benefiting  Amber's Legacy, Chicks in Pink, St Benedict's Hospice, Sir Bobby Robson Foundation and Ricky Hatton Foundation.


Update:
Staying, going etc.


Squad updates:

Senior players signed (1):
Ewen Jaouen

Contracts extended (2):
Mark Gillespie (to 2027)
Fabian Schar (to 2027)

Senior players out of contract (5):
Emil Krafth, Kieran Trippier, John Ruddy, Matt Targett,
Max Thompson.

Senior player loan expired (1):
Aaron Ramsdale (returned to Southampton)

Senior player sold (1):
Anthony Gordon (Barcelona)

Senior player loaned (1):
Odysseas Vlachodimos (Seville)

Development squad players out of contract (15):
Will Anderson, Joe Brayson, Thomas Bryant, Jude Cogdon, Adam Harrison, Alfie Harrison, Kayden Lucas, Charlie McArthur,Alex O'Donovan, Darren Palmer, James Taylor, Matty Taylor, Ciaran Thompson, Ezra Tika-Lemba, Mo Waddani.

Development squad player sold (1):
Travis Hernes (Groningen)

Unlikely lads:
Comings and goings

SJP old boys on the move recently include:

Tom Allen left Darlington, now Hebburn Town
Demba Ba
now Le Havre (Sporting Director)
Dan Barlaser
left Boro
Rafa Benitez
left Panathinaikos (Manager)
Habib Beye
left Marseille (Head Coach)
Joe Brayson now George Washington University
Adam Campbell
left Hartlepool United
John Carver
left Lechia Gdansk (Manager)
Ian Cathro
left Estoril, now St.Etienne (Head Coach)
Michael Chopra
now Trethomas Bluebirds
Lee Clark
left Rotherham now Hartlepool (Manager)
Steve Clarke
left Scotland (Coach)
Luuk de Jong
left Porto
Martin Dubravka
left Burnley, now Spurs
Damien Duff
now Brentford (Coach)
Kieron Dyer
now Southend United (Manager)
Rob Elliot
left Gateshead, now Carlisle (Manager)
Ludwig Francillette
left Morecambe
Macauley Gillesphey
left Charlton, now Bradford City
Alex Gilliead
left Shrewsbury Town
Isaac Hayden
left QPR
Chris Hogg now Northampton Town (Manager)
Jamaal Lascelles
left Leicester City
Robert Lee
now Hornchurch (Director of Football)
Jamal Lewis
left Preston North End
Kevin Mbabu
left Midtjylland
Charlie McArthur
now York City
Steve McClaren
now Rotherham (Head of Football)
James Milner
left Brighton & Hove Albion
Michael O'Neill
left Blackburn Rovers (Manager)
Scott Parker
left Burnley (Manager)
Brian Pinas left Feyenoord (Coach)
Matt Ritchie left Reading, now Bournemouth (Tech Dir)
Callum Roberts
left Scunthorpe, now Notts County
Allan Saint-Maximin left RC Lens,
now Charlotte FC
Mo Sangare left Morecambe
Josh Scott now West Auckland Town
Danny Simpson now Arabian Falcons (player/coach)
Islam Slimani
left Cluj
Elias Sorensen now PEC Zwolle
Dylan Stephenson
left Dagenham, now Darlington
Louis Storey
left Gateshead, now Carlisle United (Coach)
James Tavernier
left Rangers
Steven Taylor now Desert Falcons (Manager)
Kieran Trippier now Wolves
Dan Ward left South Shields
Isaac Westendorf now Torquay United
Georginio Wijnaldum left Al-Ettifaq
Mike Williamson now South Shields (Manager)


 






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Tickets/Fixtures
Season 2026/27

NUFC ticketing website online here

NUFC Box Office: 

0344 372 1892 line manned:
Monday to Friday: 10am to 5pm
Home games: 10am to 30 minutes from KO
Away games: Three hours from KO until KO

Milburn Stand Box Office manned:
Wednesdays only: 10am to 5pm
Home games: 10am to half time


2026/27 ST prices here

2026/27 ST home cup scheme: 
closes on Mon 13.07.2025 @ 5pm

ST home cup pricing: 
CC: £22 & £28
FA
: £35 & £
40

SJP seating plan online here  

PL home ST limits:
ST left unused, limit is 5
ST sold/transferred limit is 10


Home ticket
transfers are possible from three weeks until one hour before KO. 

Away ticket
transfers are possible between 72 hours and five hours before KO (times may vary). A maximum of two are permitted per season (PL only).

More info online here and here

ST holders have 24 hours to apply for away tickets, 24 hours to determine success, then 48 hours to buy.


Success is based on the loyalty point total calculated from applications received. Any applications from ST holders with less points are entered into a ballot, which will have taken place before tickets go on sale.

Regardless of the loyalty point level a game sells out at, to purchase a ticket you must have applied in the initial 24 hour window.

The initial purchase window is divided into two sections determined by a loyalty point division that alters for each game - those successful applicants above that point division usually get two hours head start.

NB: emails from NUFC confirming success may arrive after the purchase window opens - if you think you qualify due to your points total, log on and complete your purchase. 

Tickets not bought by successful applicants are then offered to unsuccessful applicants with a reduced loyalty points total - new applications cannot be made at this time.

Only those within the new loyalty point total are eligible to buy - even if you had more, your purchase window has already closed.  

PL away ticket prices are unchanged at 30 for both the 2026/27 and 2027/28 seasons.

Metro service updates are online here


Fixtures:


Mon 13.07.2026
NUFC first team players return for pre-season (excluding those involved at WCF).

Mon 13.07.2026 2026/27 home cup scheme deadline, 5pm.

Sat 18.07.2026 Darlington (h) @ The KNOX training ground, KO tbc. Friendly. Behind closed doors - no public access.

Sat 25.07.2026 Gateshead (a)
@ International stadium, 12.30pm. Friendly. Public sale now, all sales via GFC here

Wed 29.07.2026
Bristol City (a) @ Ashton Gate, 7.30pm. Friendly.
Ticket details tbc.

Sat 01.08.2026 U21 training camp
@ Pinatar Arena, Spain (until Sun 09.08).

Sat 08.08.2026 Valencia (Spain) (a)
@ Mestalla Stadium, 9pm local
time. Friendly. Ticket details tbc.

Wed 12.08.2026 Everton (n)
@ Murrayfield Stadium, Edinburgh, 5.15pm. Friendly. Public sale now, all sales via Ticketmaster.

Sun 23.08.2026 Liverpool (h
) @ SJP, 4.30pm. Premier League. Ticket details tbc.
Live on Sky Sports.

Tue 01.09.2026 Transfer window closes @ 11pm. 

Fri 01.01.2027 Transfer window opens @ Midnight.

Mon 01.02.2027 Transfer window closes @ 11pm.


NUFC live on TV:
Sun 23.08.2026 Liverpool (h) 4.30pm Sky

(PL selections made to Mon 24.08.2026)

(PL season ends on Sun 30.05.2027)


PL live TV release dates:  

Aug
w/c Mon 13.07.2026
Sep
w/c Mon 13.07.2026
Oct
w/c Mon 24.08.2026
Nov w/c Mon 21.09.2026
Dec w/c Mon 19.10.2026
Jan w/c Mon 30.11.2026
Feb w/c Mon 21.12.2026
Mar w/c Mon 18.01.2027
Apr w/c Mon 22.02.2027
MW35 w/c Mon 29.03.2027
MW36 w/c Mon 05.04.2027
MW37 w/c Mon 26.04.2027
MW38 after Sun 23.05.2027

Carabao Cup:
(NUFC enter in Round 2 regionalised into Northern and Southern sections. The draw takes place after Round 1 ties, played from Fri 07.08.2026 to Sun 09.08.2026).

R2:
w/c Mon 24.08.2026
R3:
w/c Mon 07.09.2026 / Mon 14.09.2026
R4:
w/c Mon 26.10.2026
QF:
w/c Mon 14.12.2026
SF1:
w/c Mon 11.01.2027
SF2:
w/c Mon 01.02.2027
F:
Sun 21.03.2027

FA Cup: 
(NUFC enter in Round 3: draw takes place on or around Sun 06.12.2026).

R3: Sat 09.01.2027
R4: Sat 13.02.2027
R5: Sat 06.03.2027
QF: Sat 03.04.2027
SF: Sat 24.04.2027
F: Sat 22.05.2027

EFL Trophy Northern Group C:
??.??.2026
Bradford City (a)
??.??.2026 Rotherham United (a)
??.??.2026 York City (a)


Round dates - match order tbc:
w/c Mon 21.09.2026
w/c Mon 05.10.2026
w/c Mon 09.11.2026


FA Youth Cup:
NUFC U18s enter in Round 3, ties be played on or before Sat 12.12.2026.


Other events @ SJP:

Euro 2028:

Four group stage games and one last 16 tie will be played at SJP on the following dates:

Mon 12.06.2028
Thu 15.06.2028
Sat 17.06.2028
Tue 20.06.2028
Sun 25.06.2028

(Kick-off times will be advised in 2027)

 

International Magpies
National Service

2025/26
:
19.07.2026 World Cup Finals end

2026/27:
21.09-06.10.2026
09.11-17.11.2026
22.03-30.03.2027

2027/28:
20.09-05.10.2027
08.11-16.11.2027
20.03-28.03.2028
 
Coxy's Corner

Whoops, He did it Again...


What's this all about then? Click here  
for a rambling explanation of sorts....
 

On This Day in History
1st July


Born Or Died:

1916 Death of Tommy Goodwill, 20.
(1913-16)
 

Another victim of the First World War, Tommy served as a Private with the Northumberland Fusiliers and was killed during the battle for the Somme.

His name appears on the war memorial at Thiepval in France.

1916 Death of Dan Dunglinson, 26.
(1913-16)
 

Reserve player Dan was a Corporal with the Northumberland Fusiliers and also died on the opening day of the Somme. 

He's also commemorated at Thiepval.

1940 George Heslop born, Wallsend.
(1959-62)

Centre half signed from Dudley Welfare who made his senior Magpies debut in an 8-2 home win over Everton in 1959. 

In and out of the side, relegation in 1961 saw him a regular choice in the early part of the season back in Division Two, unfortunately putting through his own goal in a 2-1 home defeat by Liverpool.  

Losing his place, Heslop returned to the top flight with Everton but failed to break into the first XI at Goodison, playing just ten games in four years.

Joining Manchester City in 1965, George won a Second Division Championship medal in his first season at Maine Road.

A key member of the side that won the First Division title thanks to an epic 4-3 success at SJP in 1968, Heslop also collected League Cup and European Cup Winners Cup medals at City.

Moving to South African side Capetown City on loan in late 1971, he returned to England within months, playing for Bury and Macclesfield.

Managing Northwich Victoria for a spell, George then entered the licensed trade with bars in the Manchester area. He later became a social worker and passed away shortly after his retirement, in 2006.

   

1976 Patrick Stephan Kluivert born, Amsterdam, Netherlands.
(2004-05)

Playing for his hometown club Ajax from the age of seven, Kluivert scored on his senior team debut in 1994, capping a first season with the winner in the Champions League final against AC Milan.

By 1997 he was a Milan player, but within a year had joined Barcelona and shown good form for the Netherlands in both the 1998 World Cup and Euro 2000 tournaments - sandwiched by a Spanish league title win.

By 2004 though he was a free agent following his release from Barcelona making his 79th and final international appearance against Shay Given's Ireland side in a friendly.

Within two months he was a club colleague of Given at United, having sat unused on the bench for the Dutch at Euro 2004. 

Kluivert had been feted when playing and scoring for Barcelona at SJP in a pre-season game back in 2002, also finding the net both home and away against Newcastle in the Champions League that season. 

Chairman Freddy Shepherd later revealed that he'd tried to sign Kluivert at that time and saw him as Shearer's Toon successor.

Lacking fitness, a first competitive outing for Kluivert saw him manage the last three minutes of a 2-2 draw at the smoggies, with his first goal coming in the 4-2 defeat at Villa that ended Sir Bobby Robson's reign.

Scoring both goals in a home win over Israeli side Hapoel Bnei Sakhnin then got him off to a good start with new boss Graeme Souness and he netted against West Bromwich Albion in the next game, playing alongside Shearer.

After Kluivert scored twice in the return game against Sakhnin (after earlier losing a £4K diamond earring on the pitch in training), Souness tellingly commented:  

"The only doubt about Patrick is his desire. He's a world-class player in anybody's book.

"If Patrick wants it, Patrick will get it because he's got that much class, athleticism and ability that it can only be his state of mind which will prevent him from becoming the best striker in the world in the next four years."

Those doubts were justified as within six months the striker left SJP, having started just 14 league games. Groin problems saw him miss games and training, but didn't seem to affect his off- field "activities".

Highpoints were goals that beat Chelsea and Spurs in the FA Cup, but those were isolated highs for the mostly non-flying Dutchman, who didn't need to tell Toon fans they "never saw the best of him".  

United passed on their option for a further two seasons of flabby Paddy - a decision greeted with a sigh of relief by most locals, save for those with a commercial interest in the fleshpots of Jesmond.....

After equally underwhelming stints with Valencia and PSV Eindhoven, Paddy then had a mostly non-playing part at Lille before opting to retire in 2008 having failed to find a new club (save for his own Carpe Diem establishment in Barcelona).

Coaching roles then followed at both AZ Alkmaar and FC Twente, sandwiched by a short-term posting at Brisbane Roar.

Appointed by Dutch national team manager Luis van Gaal as a coach, he could be spotted filling the screen during Holland's 2014 World Cup campaign but failed to follow him to Old Trafford as predicted.

Kluivert also took on an UEFA Ambassadorial role for a time, before unexpectedly being named as the Curacao national team coach in March 2015 - attempting to guide the tiny Caribbean island where his mother was born to World Cup qualification.

He then served Director of Football for Paris SG but stepped down in June 2017 after barely a year in post. He was then appointed Academy Director at Barcelona in July 2019 following a spell with the Cameroon national team as assistant to Clarence Seedorf.

By 2021 he was back working in the media and briefly back in his post with Curacao. 

Next came a six month stint as coach of Turkish club Adana Demirspor during 2023, before returning to international football in early 2025 in charge of Indonesia.

However that lasted only until October, since when he's returned to punditry.

Paddy was certainly a good club man....if you're talking about the nocturnal variety with bars, rather than the sporting type. As a Newcastle player though, he was one of the biggest let-downs of the modern era.


 


What Else?

1975 United midfielder Tommy Gibb departed on a free transfer to Joker Park, where he spent two unhappy years before defecting to Hartlepool United.

1997 In a controversial move, defender Robbie Elliott was sold to Bolton Wanderers for £2.5m by Kenny Dalglish - who had lined up Alessandro Pistone from Inter Milan.

Elliott had been instrumental in United's qualification for the Champions League and was reportedly in tears when told of the club's decision to offload him. 

Four years later, almost to the day, he was to return to SJP from the Reebok Stadium on a free transfer.

2002 A Premier League tribunal found in favour of Newcastle United and ruled out a move to West Ham for Olivier Bernard. 

Credit was due to Magpies Chairman Freddy Shepherd for sticking to his guns and not allowing West Ham or Bernard's agent to engineer an unscrupulous bit of business.

OB had uttered these untimely words before the deal was done and was subsequently forced into a climb down:

"I was disappointed at my lack of first-team opportunities at Newcastle and that is why I turned down their offer of a new contract.

"Whatever happens, I do not want to play for Newcastle United and would find it very difficult to go back.

"I am really looking forward to playing for the Hammers and I am confident of doing a good job for them."

And the West Ham boss at the time who was forced to deny accusations of
an illegal approach? Glenn Roeder.

2003 Free agent Lee Bowyer put pen to paper on a four-year deal at SJ
P, having passed a medical the previous evening.

2004 Transfer gossip was for once correct, as midfield duo Nicky Butt and James Milner were linked with moves to Tyneside from Manchester United and Leeds United respectively. 

2005 Having only managed to add Scott Parker to his squad in the close season, Toon boss Graeme Souness confirmed that an approach to sign Manchester United's Alan Smith had been unsuccessful.

2006 Norwegians Lillestrom seemed certain to be Newcastle's Third Round opponents in the Intertoto Cup after they took a 4-1 first leg lead over Icelandics IBK Keflavik.

2007 Cameroon international Geremi was on Tyneside once more as speculation increased over a transfer from Chelsea to United.

2008 Day two of Joey Barton's trial for the assault on former Manchester City team mate Ousmane Dabo ended with the Newcastle  midfielder handed a four month custodial sentence, suspended for two years.

Barton was also ordered to carry out 200 hours community service and pay Dabo £3,000 compensation.

2011 Following the expiration of his contract with RC Lens, United officially confirmed the signing of French midfielder Mehdi Abeid, who penned a five-year deal.

2013 Utility player James Perch left United to join Championship side Wigan Athletic in a deal reportedly worth £700K.

The 27 year-old was moving into the final 12 months of his three year contract and failed to cement a permanent starting place despite committed displays that led to fans dubbing him "Perchinio."

2014 United
made their third signing, Ajax captain Siem De Jong arriving on a six year deal after Jack Colback and Ayoze Perez.

The 25 year-old Dutch international midfielder came for an undisclosed fee with 12 months of his deal at the Amsterdam club left - just weeks after his younger brother Luuk had exited after his dreadful loan period at the Magpies ended with no goals in 12 games.
 

2016 A day of comings and goings at SJP, with winger Andros Townsend completing a £13m move to Crystal Palace after the Eagles triggered his release clause.

In a separate deal, striker Dwight Gayle arrived from Selhurst Park in a claimed £10m deal, while winger Matt Ritchie made a reported £12m switch from Bournemouth - an instant replacement for Townsend.

2019
Hours after his three year contract as Newcastle Manager expired, Rafa Benitez issued the following statement:

Dear NUFC fans,

Thank you for three fantastic, exciting and, at times, challenging years.

"What we have had here - your support, your affection and your passion - has been unbelievable for me. St James' Park has been always special, the 5-1 win against Tottenham, 15-05-2016, was so emotional that since that day I have always felt as though I belonged at Newcastle and I thank you for making me feel so welcome and at home.

Thank you to everyone at the Club who has helped the team and of course to the fine players who grew and fought with us and to the staff (one of the best I have ever shared time with).

"From winning the Championship, to our two seasons in the Premier League, fans, staff and players have all been United. I wanted to stay, but I didn't just want to sign an extended contract, I wanted to be part of a project.

"Unfortunately, it became increasingly clear to me that those at the top of the Club did not share the same vision.

"I’m very sad about that, but I do not regret for one moment my decision to come to Tyneside and I’m very proud about what we achieved together.

"I will always have you in my heart. Best of luck for the future. C’mon Toons!’"

2020 Bournemouth (a)
4-1
(2-0)
Premier League
P32, 42pts, 13th/20
Gayle(5), S.Longstaff(30),
Almiron(57), Lazaro(77)
BCD
Newcastle made it five league games without defeat as they extended their unbeaten PL record at the Vitality Stadium to four visits.

Eddie Howe's Championship-bound Cherries introduced Callum Wilson from the bench, but fellow future Magpie Ryan Fraser was omitted after refusing a short-term contract extension to take part in the elongated season.

Dwight Gayle and Sean Longstaff left the orange-clad Mags in total control before substitute duo Miguel Almiron and Valentino Lazaro netted after the interval.
NUFC.com match report

PL highlights are online here

2022 Formal confirmation came that Sven Botman was a Newcastle player, as the international transfer window opened.

The Lille defender put pen to paper on a five year deal and became United's third senior signing of the close season after Matt Targett and Nick Pope.

2024 Amid ructions from the enforced sales of Elliot Anderson and Yankuba Minteh, a quartet of incoming deals were officially concluded.

Defender Lloyd Kelly and veteran goalkeeper John Ruddy signed up, while the loan transfer of full back Lewis Hall from Chelsea became permanent.

The fourth - and most controversial - was Nottingham Forest's Greek international custodian Odysseas Vlachodimos in a claimed £20m deal.

202
4 Agreement was reached between Newcastle and Manchester United on a compensation fee for Dan Ashworth.

The Magpies had placed their Director of Football on gardening leave five months previously when his interest in defecting to Old Trafford became evident.