25 secs
Virgil van Dijk bundled over Allan Saint-Maximin on the halfway line
and after SJP old boy Gini Wijnaldum helpfully tossed Shelvey the
ball, he promptly sent the free kick towards the Leazes End.
Dwight Gayle got between Joe Gomez and Neco Williams, before forcing
his shot past goalkeeper Allison. Sadly though BT were showing a
rerun of the initial foul and cut back to live pictures of the ball
in the net.
Doubts over whether the scorer had timed his run to remain onside
were dispelled when VAR eventually ruled in his favour.
1-0
38 mins
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain pushed down the Reds right
and Virgil van Dijk rose highest to loop his header home at the
Gallowgate End.
1-1
Half time: Magpies 1 Reds 1
59 mins Van Dijk played a forward ball to Andy Robertson,
who laid it off for Divock Origi on the left hand side of the United box.
The Belgian forward moved the ball infield to his right before unleashing a curling effort
that Federico Fernandez ducked under and Martin Dubravka couldn't reach.
1-2
89 mins
Sadio Mane replicated Origi's effort from almost the same point,
Valentino Lazaro showing him inside and giving him the opportunity to hammer
the ball beyond Dubravka.
1-3
Full time: Magpies 1 Reds 3
One of these just got 99 points, the other just wants a 99....
Steve Bruce said:
"We've taken the lead against
them twice this season and it gives you something to hold onto. For
large parts of the first-half we defended very well. We had a hunger
and a desire I couldn't fault but in the end we just weren't quite
good enough.
"But towards the end, when they bring on
the quality they did, you can see why they're causing damage for
most teams. I was delighted with the way we showed up and had a go.
"It's been a difficult season in a lot of
respects from the lockdown change and the biggest thing for us as
well is the amount of times we've gone into games with injuries has
been horrendous so it's something we'll have to look at.
"We've dropped like nine pins over the last few weeks. I've never
known anything like it.
"We seem to be affected worse than most
and again today, we're missing seven or eight and when you get to
that sort of level, it's something which has blighted us this
season. Let's hope next season can be a little bit kinder in that
department.
"He (Mike Ashley) just wanted to say a thank you to everyone
for the hard work and have a good summer. That was it.
"I think it was vitally important, he
wanted to say thank you to the staff and the players for all their
hard work so in that respect, it was good to hear from him. I've got a call into him on Wednesday.
"It's vitally important we have a
decision one way or the other (regarding the proposed takeover). Surely 14, 15 or 16 weeks is long
enough? That's the difficulty for ourselves.
"I've been in the game a long, long time
thankfully. I've got a bit of experience and there's nothing I can
do about it.
"I've just got to progress as if
nothing's happening and see where that takes us. It's still there
with the Premier League and we'll have to see what happens there.
"It's imperative that we get a bit of (transfer) business
done, yes. And that'll happen. We've got one or two things bubbling
away, let's see what we can do.
”I've tried to enjoy it and with
a long old season like it is, there's going to be a few ups and
downs. What you try to do with experience is try and stay in the
middle, but I've been determined to do one thing, to come and enjoy
it.
"I'm a Newcastle lad through and through
and I want the club to do well. That's been the same since I was a
kid so to be the manager has been a pleasure so far. Let's see where
it takes us in the summer."
On Dwight Gayle:
"He's been one that's been blighted by
injury. He's had a great end to the season so let's hope he can have
a decent summer and come back firing. He's reminded everyone that
he's a goalscorer."
On Kelland Watts:
"He'll remember that one. He's been
training with us for the last six weeks so it was good to see him
get his chance."
Jurgen Klopp said:
"We played an incredible game, not a perfect game.
"We made so many changes after a long time of playing with similar
line-ups. It's not fair to judge (players who came in)
because they need to get used to each other's games.
"We really worked in the game and got better and better and better
even before the changes. But the changes helped massively.
"I liked the game. It's far away from being perfect but over the
season we did not just win games when everything was perfect, we won
a lot of difficult games too.
"Two weeks and a couple of days and we start again. I'm not going to
the office for a while."
Wearing 49, Kelland Watts made a senior competitive bow for Newcastle,
becoming the 240th player to appear for the club in the Premier
League.
A temporary rule change allowed him to
feature, having previously appeared on loan for both Stevenage and
Mansfield Town in the 2019/20 campaign.
His appearance meant the number of fielded in our 38 PL games was 28.
Joelinton's arrival from the bench means he's the third outfield player to feature in every game of a PL season
for United, making 32
starts plus six as a substitute.
That follows Gary Speed in 2003 (37 starts plus one as sub)
and Gini Wijnaldum (36 starts plus two as sub).
Speed scored three times that season, Wijnaldum 11 in his. Our number 9 this
season ends up with two;
matching the goal record of those renowned sharpshooters Ciaran
Clark, Federico Fernandez and Florian Lejeune.
Our 38 PL games brought 38 goals, the second-lowest
total of the Premier League era, behind the 35 in 1997/98 and equal
to the 38 of 2006/07.
Dwight Gayle's 25 second strike was United's fastest goal this season,
beating his own fifth minute effort at Bournemouth.
It was the quickest Toon goal in all competitions since Sean
Longstaff netted after 56 seconds of an FA Cup tie at Blackburn
Rovers in January 2019.
And in PL terms only, it was the fastest by a Magpie since Kenedy's 64 second effort against Southampton in March 2018 - and
the second-fastest ever in that competition behind Alan Shearer.
NUFC top 10 quickest PL goals:
Jan 2003 Manchester City (h)
Alan Shearer 10 seconds
Jul 2020 Liverpool (h)
Dwight Gayle 25 seconds
Jan 1996 Arsenal (h) David Ginola 56 seconds
Mar 2004 Charlton Athletic (h) Alan Shearer 57 seconds
Mar 2018 Southampton (h)
Kenedy 64 seconds
Apr 2006 Tottenham (h)
Lee Bowyer 66 seconds
Feb 2009 West Brom (a)
Damien Duff 67 seconds
Feb 2006 Aston Villa (a)
Shola Ameobi 74 seconds
Sep 2002 sunderland (h) Craig Bellamy 84 seconds
Feb 2011 Birmingham City (a) Peter Lovenkrands 95 seconds
Congratulations to Jonjo Shelvey, whose six goals made
him our top league scorer - but with the joint lowest total ever. He shares
that dubious accolade with John Barnes (1997/98) and Carl Cort & Nobby
Solano (both 2000/01).
2019/20 top scorers (PL only):
Jonjo Shelvey 6
Miguel Almiron 4
Dwight Gayle 4
Allan Saint-Maximin 3
Ciaran Clark 2
Federico Fernandez 2
Joelinton 2
Florian Lejeune 2
Matty Longstaff 2
Matt Ritchie 2
Fabian Schar 2
Jetro Willems 2
Isaac Hayden 1
Jamaal Lascelles 1
Valentino Lazaro 1
Sean Longstaff 1
DeAndre Yedlin 1
Top scorers per season (PL only):
1993/94 Andy Cole (34)
1994/95 Peter Beardsley (12)
1995/96 Les Ferdinand (25)
1996/97 Alan Shearer (25)
1997/98 John Barnes (6)
1998/99 Alan Shearer (14)
1999/00 Alan Shearer 23)
2000/01 Carl Cort / Nolberto Solano (6)
2001/02 Alan Shearer (23)
2002/03 Alan Shearer (17)
2003/04 Alan Shearer (22)
2004/05 Alan Shearer/Craig Bellamy (7)
2005/06 Alan Shearer (10)
2006/07 Obafemi Martins (11)
2007/08 Michael Owen (11)
2008/09 Obafemi Martins/Michael Owen (8)
2010/11 Kevin Nolan (12)
2011/12 Demba Ba (16)
2012/13 Demba Ba (13)
2013/14 Loic Remy (14)
2014/15 Cisse (11)
2015/16 Wijnaldum (11)
2017/18 Perez (8)
2018/19 Perez (12)
2019/20 Shelvey (6)
Reds @ SJP - Premier League era:
2019/20 Lost 1-3 Gayle
2018/19 Lost 2-3 Atsu, Rondon
2017/18 Drew 1-1 Joselu
2015/16 Won 2-0 og(Skrtel), Wijnaldum
2014/15 Won 1-0 Perez
2013/14 Drew 2-2 Cabaye, Dummett
2012/13 Lost 0-6
2011/12 Won 2-0 Cisse 2
2010/11 Won 3-1 Nolan, Barton, Carroll
2008/09 Lost 1-5 Edgar
2007/08 Lost 0-3
2006/07 Won 2-1 Martins, Solano(pen)
2005/06 Lost 1-3 Ameobi
2004/05 Won 1-0 Robert
2003/04 Drew 1-1 Shearer (pen)
2002/03 Won 1-0 Robert
2001/02 Lost 0-2
2000/01 Won 2-1 Solano, Dyer
1999/00 Drew 2-2 Shearer, Ferguson
1998/99 Lost 1-4 Guivarc'h
1997/98 Lost 0-2 (LC)
1997/98 Lost 1-2 Watson
1996/97 Drew 1-1 Shearer
1995/96 Won 2-1 Ferdinand, Watson
1994/95 Drew 1-1 Lee
1993/94 Won 3-0 Cole 3
Closing home game results - PL era:
2019/20 Liverpool lost 1-3
2018/19 Liverpool lost 2-3
2017/18 Chelsea won 3-0
2016/17 Barnsley won 3-0 (Ch)
2015/16 Spurs won 5-1
2014/15 West Ham won 2-0
2013/14 Cardiff City won 3-0
2012/13 Arsenal lost 0-1
2011/12 Manchester City lost 0-2
2010/11 West Bromwich Albion drew 3-3
2009/10 Ipswich Town drew 2-2 (Ch)
2008/09 Fulham lost 0-1
2007/08 Chelsea lost 0-2
2006/07 Blackburn Rovers lost 0-2
2005/06 Chelsea won 1-0
2004/05 Chelsea drew 1-1
2003/04 Wolves drew 1-1
2002/03 Birmingham City won 1-0
2001/02 West Ham won 3-1
2000/01 Aston Villa won 3-0
1999/00 Arsenal won 4-2
1998/99 Blackburn Rovers drew 1-1
1997/98 Chelsea won 3-1
1996/97 Nottingham Forest won 5-0
1995/96 Spurs drew 1-1
1994/95 Crystal Palace won 3-2
1993/94 Arsenal won 2-0
(Ch=Championship)
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Waffle |
Newcastle concluded their season on
Sunday with a not-unexpected home loss to the side that lifted the
Premier League trophy in midweek, despite the Champions giving them
a goal start.
United may have scored first, but as was the case at Anfield last
September were powerless to act when the Reds began to apply the
merest pressure.
Clad in their new shirts, the black and whites caught both
Liverpool and BT Sport unaware by taking the lead just 25 seconds
after the first whistle.
Virgil van Dijk bundled over Allan Saint-Maximin on the halfway line
and after SJP old boy Gini Wijnaldum helpfully tossed Shelvey the
ball, he promptly sent the free kick towards the Leazes End.
Dwight Gayle got between Joe Gomez and Neco Williams, before forcing
his shot past goalkeeper Allison. Sadly though BT were showing a
rerun of the initial foul and cut back to live pictures of the ball
in the net.
Doubts over whether the scorer had timed his run to remain onside
were dispelled when VAR belatedly ruled in his favour.
From that point on though, the rest of the afternoon is barely
worthy of mention from a Magpies perspective; our habitual
casualness in possession allied to a complete lack of any forward
threat.
The first hint of a response from the visitors came just before the
half hour, when Takumi Minamino tested Martin Dubravka from
distance.
However the Magpies goalkeeper was picking the ball out of his net
on 38 minutes, after Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain pushed down the right
and van Dijk rose highest to loop his header home.
Jurgen Klopp responded to our defensive injury problems by
benching his first-choice front three - but by the time that Roberto
Firmino, Sadio Mane and Mo Salah appeared just after the hour, the
outcome was already beyond any doubt.
The departing Divock Origi had put his side ahead seconds earlier as
he had here last season, and from that point it was just a question
of how many more that the visitors would bother to score.
Salah almost immediately struck a post and was then denied by a fine Federico Fernandez
interception, but it was Mane who opened up a two goal advantage,
his shot beating Dubravka in similar style to Origi's effort.
Joelinton appeared from the bench, but his major contribution to
proceedings was having dyed his hair red - quite appropriate for a
player and a club that look completely marooned at present.
Speaking after the game, Steve Bruce confirmed that Mike Ashley had
spoken to him and the squad via a Zoom link from the USA - but that
the conversation was related only to onfield matters and that no
update on the takeover was forthcoming.
Crystal Palace's 1-1 draw with Spurs left Newcastle in thirteenth
spot for the second successive season. 44 points is one less than
they managed in 2018/19 and equal to their 2017/18 tally - hardly a
great reward for all that money spent last summer.
Elsewhere, Aston Villa scraped a point at West Ham to stay up,
condemning Bournemouth and Watford to the Championship with Norwich
City.
What else to say? Well apart from being a blessed relief
that this season has finally ended over a year after it started,
there's not much new to record.
As he cuddled his opposite number at full time, Steve Bruce and his
players may have reflected that the lockdown has actually done him
some good - at least in terms of deflecting criticism from him from
their own followers. No matter how much you shout at the telly, they
really cannot hear you...
The hallmark of this season has been our lack of endeavour and this
was again evident today; 1-0 ahead and dropping ever deeper, but
with no change in approach at 1-1 or 1-2.
This result was essentially meaningless, but too much of today's
non-event has been mirrored through the campaign for comfort. It's
difficult to see what progress has been made collectively in 12
months.
They may not have been able to witness this first-hand, but the
frustration of the Geordie nation is evident in every text, email
and socially-distanced exchange.
This has been a season every bit as uninspiring and unwatchable as
feared: the only mild surprise being that seven sides collected less
points than ourselves - proof of the utter mundanity of this league.
Graeme Souness spoke recently in praise of Bruce, claiming that his
team had got Toon fans on the edge of their seats this season. That
may well be true, but certainly not in the way he meant....
What the owner and manager have perpetrated, COVID has exacerbated.
The sense of nothingness and indifference feels both overwhelming
and perpetual.
Bruce has exceeded our own personal expectations, but only because they were so ludicrously low
when he took the job.
There may well be three worse teams than us by next May, but that's
no consolation to anyone contemplating another season of this
joyless excuse for a football club.
This club desperately needs a project restart of its own - the
alternative is too unpalatable to contemplate.
PS: As has become customary at this point, we express our
gratitude to everyone who plays a part in ensuring the survival of
this website. We also pause to remember those readers who sadly
passed away this season.
Biffa