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Season 2002-03 
Manchester United (a) Premiership

 

   
Date:
Saturday 23rd November 2002, 12.15pm

Venue: Old Trafford

Conditions: Grim up north

Admission: £tbc

Programme: £tbc
 
 



 

Manchester United 5 - 3 Newcastle
Teams
 

Goals

25 mins Aaron Hughes uncharacteristically dived in on Solskjaer who had seemingly mesmerised him with some ball juggling. This left the route to goal clear and when the ball was played back, Paul Scholes lashed it into the top corner leaving Shay helpless. 0-1

35 mins
 Fluke or no fluke it was great to see the balding Frenchman floundering and flapping more than his Arsenal counterpart ever has in all the recent hullabaloo about goalkeeper's that can't jump. It was also a double-whammy for John O'Shea who had been felled with Olivier Bernard's first attempt at a cross from the left wing facing the Stretford end. Shame that the goal wasn't ultimately more costly for them. 1-1

38 mins Jermaine Jenas was having an awful day and this was possibly his lowest point. The challenges on Silvestre were surprisingly poor and when he finally got a boot in the way all it did was deflect the ball perfectly onto van Nistelrooy's head. The Dutchman wasn't going to miss from two yards out, especially with Given stationary. 1-2

45 mins Another example of exactly why Forlan was such an inspired signing and not just a spiteful act of revenge by Fergie towards Steve McClaren. The straggly-haired South American showed great foresight by scuffing his shot directly to an unmarked van Nistelrooy who couldn't miss from close range with Given waving like a infant who wanted to be excused. 1-3

Half time:  Man United 3 Newcastle 1

52 mins A cowardly trip on Olivier Bernard by Solksjaer prompted one of the best strikes of the ball you'll ever see. The swerve and ferocity that Alan Shearer gained on the centrally-placed free kick from the outside of his right boot rendered Barthez useless as the ball smacked in off the bar. 

This was very similar to another landmark goal he got against Arsenal a few seasons back. Despite what the scorer said, it was a fantastic effort and a great place to get his 100th Premiership goal for the Toon, even if the result wasn't memorable. 2-3

53 mins Andy O'Brien had a nightmare when trying to catch Forlan offside - it would have been a great bit of defending had there not been three or four players nearer the goal than he. Funnily enough one of those in an offside position was van Nistelrooy and he obviously wasn't interfering with play, apart from scoring.... 

Forlan did his best to make a mess of the gift but unfortunately abdicated responsibility and crossed for van Nistelrooy to complete his hat-trick and register his 50th goal for the reds. 2-4

55 mins Solskjaer managed to negate the challenge of Hughes with something resembling common assault (wrestling fans later confirmed this was a move known as the clothes line). Obviously these things are judged relatively at Old Trafford and in comparison to something the absent eejit might have done, it was deemed fair play. The Norwegian dwarf raced clear and finished easily for his first ever goal against us. 2-5

75 mins Shearer won a header from a Solano corner taken in front of the toon section and nodded on for an unmarked Craig Bellamy a few yards from goal. A simple nod past Barthez and a defender on the line was all that was required. 3-5 

Full time:  Man United 5 Newcastle 3

We Said

Sir Bobby said:

"Alan (Shearer) might say it was a shambles but I'm the manager so I can't. Mind you that's what I told them it was in the dressing room. It was insipid and something that only seems to happen away from home. We don't play offsides yet today one of our defenders decides we do. 

"It is about being aware of danger and applying yourself. I'm sure anybody sitting at home will have been thoroughly entertained - unfortunately I'm in the dug-out with a black and white shirt on.

"I would think that free kick was one of the best goals Alan Shearer has ever scored in a wonderful career.

"It was a brilliant strike. He could not have placed it any better and it was destined to be a goal from the moment the ball left his right foot.

"I know Alan will say he would have preferred not to score and for the team to win but I think you can still separate what is a fantastic achievement from the disappointment of losing. And I know people recognise what a superb player Alan Shearer is.

"We can be inconsistent I know that. We can keep a clean sheet at home to Juventus but away from home in the Premiership we can be fragile from time to time."

"Our defence stands firm at home but we have a fragile look on our travels. We begin to think we're good at the back but then suddenly we look vulnerable again and it's something I will have to look at.

"I hope the players will be quite angry about our defensive performance because I am. One or two will have to put their thinking caps on and improve or else they won't be in the team.

"It's going to be a great championship race and people should sit back and enjoy it. I wish we were a little bit closer.

"I told the players that if we want to be considered as a big club we have to come to places like Old Trafford and compete. At the moment we're not able to do it. 

"The only consolation is that now we don't have to go to Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea or Manchester United in the league this season and those teams have to come to our place."


Ton up man Shearer commented:

What you have seen today is two very good attacking sides and two very poor defensive sides. It was crazy. You don't expect to defend like that and win. We came here and scored three goals and if someone had said `you'll score three goals at Old Trafford' we would have snapped their hand off.

"We got ourselves back into the game (at 1-1) and gave two crazy goals away. We said at half-time the next goal is important. It went to 3-2 but straightaway they went down the other end and scored and it was another shambles."

"It was nice to get the goal at Old Trafford but I would prefer to be on winning side. I can't enjoy it which is annoying."

Olivier Bernard said of his goal:

"I didn't mean it.

"It was supposed to be a cross and it just looped in. In the end it didn't matter. All the time we were trying to come from behind and it was a hard match for us. Defensively we made too many mistakes.

"We could have played so much better. Manchester United are a quality team and they punish you if you're not at your best.

"One mistake leads to a goal at Old Trafford and we made at least five.

"Manchester United are famed for their attacking football and yet we still defended poorly. Van Nistelrooy, Giggs and Solksjaer made our lives very difficult but we also made theirs too easy.

"We have to forget about Saturday and concentrate on Inter Milan. We're going into the second phase of the Champions' League full of confidence and believe we can qualify for the quarter-finals.

"When we started in the competition we lacked self-belief but we've learnt and know what needs to be done."

They Said

Ferguson said:

"Overall, it was one of our most effective performances of the season. Today was confirmation of our scoring ability." 

Treble-up van Nistelrooy drooled:

:"It was fantastic - a great day for football. Everyone enjoyed it very much.

"It is hard to say what has been missing. But it happened for us today and we scored five. I hope it is a boost and that we can go on from here."

"The header came after great play. Mikael crossed and it was a good goal. It gives us a great confidence with so many big games coming up.

"I like Bobby
(Robson) so much I wish I didn't have to score against him.
He has been really influential in my career. He passed on his passion, his desire for football and his vision for the game.

"It's amazing how he passes on fighting spirit and great feeling to the players. He did that to me and I'm very grateful for that."

Match Stats

Manchester United conceded three goals at home in a match twice in 2001, when Deportivo edged past them 3-2 and Chelsea walloped them 3-0. However today was the first time in the Premiership that a team has come to Old Trafford, scored three times and not claimed at least a point.

Something of a rare scoreline for the toon - this was our first Premiership 5-3 win or loss and the last one that springs to mind is a 5-3 home win over Charlton in 1979. 

Our last triple salvo at Old Trafford in a first team game was a 7-3 reverse in January 1960. At one stage 42 years on, it looked as if the home side would do better than their score that day...

No Newcastle player had scored in the away end at Old Trafford since Mirandinha back in September 1987, including our two FA Cup semi finals today was our 13th attempt to do so - lucky for Shearer. 

That memorable effort from Shearer for his 100th Premiership goal in our colours, matching his feat for Blackburn Rovers (he went on to get 112 for them).

The player was presented with a framed toon/blackburn shirt by Barclaycard to mark the achievement but looked rather less than delighted with proceedings. I know how he felt.

Interestingly Shearer was interviewed in the tunnel area behind a badly-whitewashed bare wall with a light switch and some dangling cable visible, rather than the MUTV branded panelling just a few feet away - wonder if that was deliberate on his part?

Waffle

another Manchester disaster then, and elements of Deja-vu as van Nistelrooy plundered our defence in a manner reminiscent of Cole before him, while Dabizas and O'Brien invoked memories of Peter Jackson. Or possibly the Easter island statues.

We weren't alone in pedalling a pre-match line that this was our chance to end the thirty year run of misery, but unfortunately we decided that today would be one of our off days. When we're hot we're hot, but when we're not it's like going for a stroll with Captain Oates.... 

Despite the home side being in something of a downturn before the game, we obliged by allowing them to rebuild their confidence to such an extent that second choice players like Forlan could be replaced by children in the closing stages of the game.

Christ knows what a full strength side would have done to us. We really did flounder and panic at times, and the heads dropped in the second half once that Dutch bloke completed his hat trick. It's not often you see our lot give up thankfully, but had we had something white to wave or a towel to throw in we might have used it.

But again it's too easy to blame our defence for conceding the goals. Leaving aside the controversial fifth, the home side swept upfield towards our goal with scarcely an eyelid being batted, never mind a meaningful challenge or interception being offered.

While both Hughes and Griffin showed weakness on the flanks, the fact remains that we had an alleged numerical advantage of one in midfield but were constantly stretched to breaking point. While Speed again did his best to put out fires, Dyer, Bernard and Jenas all flounced around to differing degrees.

JJ looked to have been swallowed up by the occasion to be honest, while the increasingly barrel-like Bernard scored a scabby goal but did little else, failing to find Bellamy or Shearer with a forward pass all afternoon.
I'll need to watch the video again to spot Dyer's contribution to proceedings.

At 5-2 and Newcastle looking likely to concede more the game seemed dead and gone. With the Milan test on the horizon, other folks would doubtless have been tempted to withdraw Bellamy for the last 35 minutes but not Sir Bobby. He did see the Welshman come into the game more with a rasping shot and his 18th goal for the club, but that back header meant this was to be the first time he'd scored and Newcastle had lost.

A truly pointless record of course, but an extra 35 minutes that perhaps could be better directed against the Italians or even allow him to make a cameo appearance against Everton. Time will tell.

While there was a certain gloom as the away supporters left the ground, one can only imagine what a certain former England number nine had to say behind the closed dressing room door. Given the tone of his after-match comments it's a fair bet that one or two of his colleagues got the Gosforth equivalent of the Ferguson "hairdryer".

Never mind Bobby being embarrassed by his defence - if the captain is half as p'd off as he looked, then there will be changes, arrivals and departures. The centurion goalscorer has a habit of getting his way more often than not.  

Being realistic, the fact remains that we've now negotiated most of our perennial grounds of misery for the season, with Stamford Bridge, Anfield, Old Trafford and Highbury all survived for the gain of one point. We also lost here by two goals last season, albeit in slightly less spectacular fashion. 

With only Southampton to go and all of the first four sides still to come to Tyneside it's not quite the end of the world losing here and certainly no great shock. Winning our game in hand will take us sixth and maintaining our good home habits would still keep us there or thereabouts.

It's just slightly depressing to be standing in a Manchester bar post-match bemoaning yet another loss and knowing that again we've made their players look like the kings of football, something they aren't. Today it was Blanc, Fortune and Forlan but in times past it's been McClair, Olsen, Moses and far too many others to mention.

For the black and whites meanwhile, the names of the players (and manager) may change but the familiar failings remain. Is Manchester replacing London as the new hoodoo? 

Let's hope we can avoid a repeat visit this season in the cup, unless it's an FA semi...... or the champs league final. With our defence neither seem particularly likely, but anything is possible with this lot. Except beating Man U on this ground.

Biffa
 
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