Goma - scored against the Smoggies, looked good and then it's bon voyage

Dumas - swept up superbly at Highbury and then announces he's homesick

Charvet - penalty-giver extraordinaire

Domi - best kept away from the trenches

Guivarc'h - World Cup winner allegedly

Perez - libel laws prevent us saying too much about this disgrace

Saha - showed promise but preferred to join compatriot at Harrods FC

Terrier - lacked bite, came from Metz but looked like he'd been drinking it

Ginola - l'enfant terrible. Should have been a legend. Ego the size of his grand nez held him back. Nice hair....

Niall Mackenzie